i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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