he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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