Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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