i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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