***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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