We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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