Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.