dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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