Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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