Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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