On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i came on her dog
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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