I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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