you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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