What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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