Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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