don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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