help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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