dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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