try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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