Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
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my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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