Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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