How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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