Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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