i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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