you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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