She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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