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I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
vagina is talking i cant
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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