So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
