Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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