talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are