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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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• (310): View more from California

  I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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  dude.

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  yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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• (315): View more from New York

  They're like penises that have been put in a blender.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.

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  Oooh, he sounds pretty classy

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  Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore

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  it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.

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