you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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