this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We had to coat check the pizza.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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