did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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