I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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