Your tits are I can't wait for
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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