If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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