Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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