Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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