Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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