Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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