i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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