omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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