Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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