I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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