Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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