The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We talked him into tasing himself.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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