you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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