Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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