So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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