What a fucking waste of an outfit
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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