I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
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I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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