People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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