She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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