just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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