dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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