On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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